You have SYNETHESIA, which makes you smell words and taste colors. Your favorite taste is RED and your favorite smell is JUSTICE. They both smell and taste AMAZING.
You have recently graduated LAW SCHOOL, and you are greatly looking forward to becoming THE BEST LAWYER EVER.
Your roommate is a big sweaty guy that smells like MISTAKES and REGRET.
(via ginovaef)
I’ll use this excuse from now on. “Why didn’t you do your homework” “Sorry, I was
can it get more stupid
Too bisexual to have a sexy roleplay.
Lost me at “Too shy and bisexual” The only thing this note is missing is an all caps PLEASE I REALLY DONT HAV ANY FRENDS...
Oh god can I kill it?
I can’t
HOLY SHIT I GOT THIS IN 8TH GRADE MAN
“I’m usually too shy and bisexual to be like that” Lol wat. Nothing about that makes sense at all. I get the shy bit,...
MILES! i would of never thought
Dead.