1'M OUT SW33T 4SS

WH4T   1NFORM4T1ON   

Your name is NEO RHEA and you are TWENTY-EIGHT YEARS OLD. You are LEGALLY BLIND, but can see vague shapes and colors. Even though you use strong prescription eyeglasses and a wonderful dragon cane, you still run into things. A lot. But slightly less with your SEEING EYE DOG, POOTS.

You have SYNETHESIA, which makes you smell words and taste colors. Your favorite taste is RED and your favorite smell is JUSTICE. They both smell and taste AMAZING.

You have recently graduated LAW SCHOOL, and you are greatly looking forward to becoming THE BEST LAWYER EVER.

Your roommate is a big sweaty guy that smells like MISTAKES and REGRET.


(via ginovaef)

— 2 years ago with 1017 notes
#M3 
  1. wary-truman reblogged this from vae-v1ctus
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  6. poissoins reblogged this from junket and added:
    I’ll use this excuse from now on. "Why didn’t you do your homework" "Sorry, I was too shy and bisexual to complete it."
  7. highlydosed reblogged this from kiyalunga and added:
    can it get more stupid
  8. sparkwolf reblogged this from thatonebluefox and added:
    Too bisexual to have a sexy roleplay.
  9. jackthevulture reblogged this from sweetvixenellie and added:
    Lost me at “Too shy and bisexual” The only thing this note is missing is an all caps PLEASE I REALLY DONT HAV ANY FRENDS...
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  11. sweetvixenellie reblogged this from thatonebluefox and added:
    Oh god can I kill it?
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  15. snark-to-pus reblogged this from goatblood and added:
    I can’t
  16. cinnaboninja reblogged this from goatblood and added:
    HOLY SHIT I GOT THIS IN 8TH GRADE MAN
  17. goatblood reblogged this from shepfax
  18. deusexmchna reblogged this from cliscia and added:
    “I’m usually too shy and bisexual to be like that” Lol wat. Nothing about that makes sense at all. I get the shy bit,...
  19. veryimportantpenis reblogged this from kittansdick and added:
    MILES! i would of never thought
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    Dead.
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    ugh this was painful